what if an egg broke inside your butthole would it eventually be cooked by the warmness of your anus
that is the most beautiful story someone has ever told me
Scientists uncover “teleportation particle” in Russian meteor
Russian scientists believe that they have found a particle in the fragments of the recent meteor over Russia that could contain “the answers to teleportation”.
Leading spacial scientist Vladislav Gorokhin, of Moscow State University, and his team of 12 professional technicians have been studying the recent meteor since it crashed in Chelyabinsk city on February 15th 2013. Gorokhin and his team found traces of a particle that they believe is a key component of the “disappearing” element in black holes.
Gorokhin states “The particle, we believe, could lead to many scientific breakthroughs. We are investigating methods into which this element could be used. It is evidence of dark matter which, under the wrong control, could trigger minor black holes. We believe this particle could lead to new, cutting-edge science. It is possible that we could be close to discovering the secrets of matter disposal- even teleportation”.
i completely made this up
Holy fucking shit. This looks painful.
THE WALL OF DEATH.
I remember the first time I was in the Wall of Death. It was at Of Mice & Men’s set at Warped Tour ‘12 and at first, me and my friend had no clue what the fuck was going on. So Austin says “go!”, and everyone starts running, basically pushing me and my friend along. Me, being the clumsy and accident prone person I am, fell in the middle of the pit and like 6 people fell on top of me. I thought I was gonna fucking die (and I may or may not have starting crying.. shh). Eventually everyone got off of me and gave me a little room to get up, and two boys helped me back to my feet, forever proving that the metal fanbase is the most amazing fanbase ever c:
Okay that paragraph totally switched mentalities at the end.